DarkMatch Episode #62: WWE Raw Review (8-8-2011)

Wherein Backlash joins Teefus in the prohibition club, we can't go 30 seconds without a tangent, and Jingus outlaws fantasy booking

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DarkMatch Episode #60: TNA Hardcore Justice (8-8-2010)

Wherein No Leaf talks about his girlfriend (alot), we are bored to tears, we talk about lesbians, and no one even cares.


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DarkMatch Episode #58: TNA Impact Wrestling Review (8-4-2011)

Wherein Jingus is drunk, Immortal looks more pathetic by the second, someone admits to liking Madison Rayne, and we actually got a great wrestling match. (YAY!)

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Random Rant - Tekken Blood Vengance (in 3D)

Jim drags Chris to see the CGi Tekken film, however due to lack of knowledge of the Tekken-verse, Too much candy, and 3 hours of watching a TNA DVD, Chris has gone, in medical Terms "Bye Bye." So it's up to Jim to deliver this rant with a Hyper Backlash behind the camera, will he survive?

DarkMatch Episode #55: WWE Week in Review (7-23-2011)

Wherein Subrick's mic echo's, Triple H gets sentimental, Randy Orton nearly kills himself on a table, Mr. War Machine is the most opinionated, and we manage through without interruption... for once.

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DarkMatch Episode #54: TNA Impact Wrestling Review (07-21-2011)

Where Backlash gets a word in edgewise, TNA figures out how to use guerrilla camera techniques right, and Noleaf is wrong.

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DarkMatch Episode #53: WWE Money in the Bank Review (7-18-2011)

Wherein No Leaf was right, the pay-per-view was awesome, the atmosphere was electric, and No Leaf was right.

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DarkMatch Episode #52: WWE Week in Review (7-16-2011)

Wherein everyone talks to much, Punk wants a jet, the crowd wants ice cream, Kelly still has pockets on her tights, and someone vandalized Orton's bus! (Spoiler: It was Christian)

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DarkMatch Episode #51: TNA Impact Wrestling Review (7-14-2011)

Wherein Mr. Anderson wears a camo tuxedo, Madison Rayne invents a new moveset, Sting is your champion again, and Vince Russo should never, EVER be allowed to watch another movie EVER AGAIN.

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Let's Play Alone in the Dark: Episode 3

After all of your requests, Chris returns to Alone in the Dark. In this episode, we deal with demonic bats, rats, oil, and clunky controls.

DarkMatch Episode #50 Destination X

Wherein Kendrick is the new X Division Champion, confetti is a talking point, and we all get an anatomy lesson.

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DarkMatch Presents: Rasslin' Ramblings Episode 1

Wherein our foxy friend Backlash treks through the terrain of testament on a voyage to try and figure out what hell Ultimate Warrior is talking about.

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DarkMarch Episode #46: TNA Impact Wrestling 7-1-2011 Review

Wherein Duos has notes, the Ultimate Stinger has mental issues, the show has limited commercial interruption, and we spend time explaining why we're pessimistic about Destination X.

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Random Rant - Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Michael Bay returns for yet another ego fueled, overly long, un-involved robot slap fest. This time though he thankfully spares us from shoving a pair of big brass balls in our face in favor of just doing it metaphorically.

DarkMatch Episode #42: TNA Impact Wrestling Review (6-16-2011)

Wherein Miss Tessmacher is still shockingly decent, Sting goes totla mad, we're reminded of what made the X-Division awesome and...Gunner?

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Lars the TNA Mark: Episode 4

Or is it Lars the Impact Wrestling Mark? Ugh, I don't even know anymore, it's still just as insane as always...

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DarkMatch Episode #38: WWE Week in Review (6-4-2011)

Wherein technical difficulties and absolute insanity ensue.

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DarkMatch Episode #37: Impact Wrestling Review (6-2-2011)

Wherein Magpie yells at his family, Karen gets pushed down stairs and no one cares, the show was a little longer than usual, and Backlash complains about the DarkMatch contracts.

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Random Reviews: Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 Commentary Track

Commentary for the very first random review, looking back at how low quality our videos were, and still are. Also, that background noise is me playing with a slinky.

DarkMatch Episode #35: Impact Wrestling Review (5-26-2011)

Wherein AJ can wrestle hurt by Bobby Roode can't, Flair has probably made his last appearance, and we still can't make sense of Impact Wrestling's power structure.

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Let's Play Portal 2 Co-Op: Finale - The Vault

Following up on his single player run of Portal 2, Chris drags Jim along this time for the cooperative testing initiative.

In the final episode, we finally enter the vault, but what lies inside?

Let's Play Portal 2 Co-Op: Part 5 - Mobility Gels

Following up on his single player run of Portal 2, Chris drags Jim along this time for the cooperative testing initiative.

In this episode, we head back underground for more goo, and more dicking around.

Let's Play Portal 2 Co-Op: Part 4 - Excursion Funnels

Following up on his single player run of Portal 2, Chris drags Jim along this time for the cooperative testing initiative.

In this episode, Jim continues to die, and Chris continues to embarrass himself.

Let's Play Portal 2 Co-Op: Part 3 - Hard Light Surfaces

Following up on his single player run of Portal 2, Chris drags Jim along this time for the cooperative testing initiative.

In this episode, Jim dies a lot, and we get stuck... also a lot. Also, turrets.

Let's Play Portal 2 Co-Op: Part 2 - Mass & Velocity

Following up on his single player run of Portal 2, Chris drags Jim along this time for the cooperative testing initiative.

In this episode, Jim still doesn't know how to place portals, Chris is a dick, and GlaDoS is clearly up to something.

Let's Play Portal 2 Co-Op: Part 1 - Introduction & Team Building

Following up on his single player run of Portal 2, Chris drags Jim along this time for the cooperative testing initiative.

In this episode, we meet Atlas and P-Body, Jim dies a couple times, and GlaDoS mocks us. So business as usual around here.

DarkMatch Episode #29: WWE Week in Review 5-7-2011

Wherein The Rock has an obnoxious birthday, Backlash is suprisingly unbroken, and we go in-depth about Christian's championship reign.

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Lars the TNA Mark: Episode 3

Lars watched Extreme Rules with us. Lars was not amused.

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DarkMatch Episode #28: TNA Impact 5-5-2011 Review

Wherein Backlash goes to SPACE, Miss Tessmacher is actually half way decent, Mr. War Machine eats, and Jay Lethal gets screentime when he's fired.

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DarkMatch Episode #26: WWE Extreme Rules Review (5-1-2011)

Wherein kendo sticks are used, Kharma is a bitch, tables are broken, Jingus calls on his play-by-play experience, and Lars makes a special guest appearance!

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DarkMatch Episode #25: WWE Week in Review (4-30-2011)

Wherein everyone still talks too much.

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DarkMatch Episode #24: TNA Impact Review (4-29-2011)

Wherein The Arrow joins the team, Impact was beyond boring, and everybody talks too much.

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Let's Play Portal 2: Chapter 9 - The Part Where He Kills You

A 7 hour game-a-thon leave's Chris in an endurance run of Portal 2 after its release.

In the final episode, we have our big showdown with Wheatley, and the fate of Aperture Science is decided. Who will live? Who will die? And who will be thrown into the empty void? Find out here!

Let's Play Portal 2: Chapter 8 - The Itch

A 7 hour game-a-thon leave's Chris in an endurance run of Portal 2 after its release.

In this episode, we return to the enrichment center to find that Wheatley has broken everything, and is messing with the laws of God... or science, one or the other.

Let's Play Portal 2: Chapter 7 - The Reunion

A 7 hour game-a-thon leave's Chris in an endurance run of Portal 2 after its release.

In this episo- OK WHO THE F-CK DESIGNED THIS BUILDING?!

Let's Play Portal 2: Chapter 6 - The Fall

A 7 hour game-a-thon leave's Chris in an endurance run of Portal 2 after its release.

In this episode, my mind finally starts to deteriorate as I explore the Aperture Science of old.

Let's Play Portal 2: Chapter 5 - The Escape

A 7 hour game-a-thon leave's Chris in an endurance run of Portal 2 after its release.

In this episode, Wheatley finds more ways to slow our escape as I make friends with some turrets.

Let's Play Portal 2: Chapter 4 - The Surprise

A 7 hour game-a-thon leave's Chris in an endurance run of Portal 2 after its release.

In this episode, GlaDoS reveals her big surprise, and Wheatley springs his complex escape attempt.

Let's Play Portal 2: Chapter 3 - The Return

A 7 hour game-a-thon leave's Chris in an endurance run of Portal 2 after its release.

In this episode, Wheatley makes his return, Ratman becomes a mug-worshiping psychopath, and I get stuck several times.

Let's Play Portal 2: Chapter 2 - The Cold Boot

A 7 hour game-a-thon leave's Chris in an endurance run of Portal 2 after its release.

In this episode, GlaDoS puts us back to work on her diabolical tests, and we are met with constant heartbreak.

Let's Play Portal 2: Chapter 1 - The Courtesy Call

A 7 hour game-a-thon leave's Chris in an endurance run of Portal 2 after its release.

In this episode, we deal with the annoying maintenance staff, and reunite with an old friend.

DarkMatch Episode #20: TNA Lockdown (4-17-2011) Review

Wherein Matt Hardy almost kills Daniels, we break Magpie, wonder why any of these matches are in cages, and watch Kurt Angle be dumber than usual.

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Lars the TNA Mark: Episode 2

I…I…I don’t even know anymore

DarkMatch Episode #19: WWE Week in Review 4-16-2011

Wherein Miz doesn’t appear on the show until the last segment, Magpie breaks his desk, we start getting hyped for Kong’s debut, and we introduce ALLI to the world!

Darkmatch Episode #18: TNA Impact 4-15-2011 Review

Wherein TFS is drunk, Backlash is broken, Revolverman is too apologetic and Sinfonian tries to keep the train on track. Also, TACO BELL!

Lars the TNA Mark: Episode 1

This guy…I mean…wow. Just wow. Just watch.

DarkMatch Ep#14: 3-31-2011 TNA iMPACT Review (For Real This Time)

Wherein people die, we venture into the Department of Redundancy Department, laws are broken, and we try to be original-ish.

DarkMatch Ep#13: 3-31-11 TNA iMPACT! Review

Happy April Fools Day everybody

DarkMatch Episode #12: WWE Week in Review 3-26-2011

Wherein our heroes watch as Miz “fails”, Eve grows a personality, Teddy Long is awesome, and Michael Cole proves once and for all what a tremendous douchenozzle he is.

DarkMatch Episode #11: 3-24-2011 iMPACT! Review

Join us as we journey into the soul of madness…

PAX East 2011

Just some random videos Jim shot the first couple of days at PAX.



He looked like he needed a hug



Chris proves to everyone that white people still have no rhythm, but ripping your shirt off like that is always sexy



Are we authorized to use this equipment?



While waiting in line for the Talking Classic's panel, Keith Apicary led us away to get some revenge on G4 for last years E3 incident.



My footage from Keith Apicary's panel. Watch closely at the end as Chris actually gets pulled into the action.

CHRIS'S NOTE: I talked to Jose after the panel, and he said I would likely be included in the next ScrewAttack DVD, so pick that up when it comes out. Also, special thanks to Keith for the free autographed picture.







There was no way we were leaving without getting footage of Jim reliving one of our fondest high school memories. If you have no idea what we're talking about, hang onto that feeling.

3-5-11 DarkMatch Review

part 01 of the 3/5/11 weekly review

Random Update - 2/28/11

Chris tries to talk his way out of being lazy.

2-19-11 DarkMatch Weekly Review (WWE & TNA)

Not as long as the last weekly review, but it has a few new gags to make up for it :P Enjoy

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DarkMatch Episode 4 TNA Against All Odds PPV Review

Was TNA's second ppv of the year good or bad? ; Find out here.

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DarkMatch WWE Raw Review 2-5-11

Was supposed to be a whole weekly review but due to technical difficulties, it's only a RAW review. ; Next week will be a weekly review with different hosts.

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Random Review - WWE Royal Rumble 2011

After a night on the town, Chris and Jim recount the events of last night's Royal Rumble, and Boston fans in general.

Random Rant - Final Fantasy XIII (And other things)

Chris drags himself in front of the camera to bring the fail of 2010. Also Final Fantasy XIII

ASIDE NOTE: Shortly after filming this, I did learn of the news of Final Fantasy XIII-2... words escape me really.