Wherein Subrick's mic echo's, Triple H gets sentimental, Randy Orton nearly kills himself on a table, Mr. War Machine is the most opinionated, and we manage through without interruption... for once.
Wherein everyone talks to much, Punk wants a jet, the crowd wants ice cream, Kelly still has pockets on her tights, and someone vandalized Orton's bus! (Spoiler: It was Christian)
Wherein Mr. Anderson wears a camo tuxedo, Madison Rayne invents a new moveset, Sting is your champion again, and Vince Russo should never, EVER be allowed to watch another movie EVER AGAIN.
Wherein Duos has notes, the Ultimate Stinger has mental issues, the show has limited commercial interruption, and we spend time explaining why we're pessimistic about Destination X.
Michael Bay returns for yet another ego fueled, overly long, un-involved robot slap fest. This time though he thankfully spares us from shoving a pair of big brass balls in our face in favor of just doing it metaphorically.